You know how it is when you invite friends over that are only "casual" about MMA: They eat all of your food, they ask dumb questions and they fidget when the fight goes to the ground. By the time the "fat foreign guy" comes out, you will pray for a blackout.

These people are not your friends. Disown them immediately, then watch this space for live coverage of "Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Rogers" beginning at 9 p.m. ET. Interact with peers, ask questions -- and best of all, no clean-up.