If you have plans this Wednesday that don't involve tuning in to the Versus network to catch the WEC's best card to date, you need to head down to the local Buddhist monastery and seriously reevaluate your perspective on what life is all about.

Looking for the quick and easy answer? OK, life is all about reading my articles like the gospel and catching what may be the best MMA card we've ever seen on free TV.

With three title bouts featuring names such as Filho, Faber and Curran leading the way along with Jens Pulver (Pictures)'s return to the featherweight division and an exciting undercard full of top-tier prospects, you'd better have dinner plans with Scarlett Johansson if you're not parked in front of the tube come Wednesday night.

So read on and learn all about why Chael Sonnen (Pictures) should remind you of Ziggy Stardust, the importance of urban karate in MMA and the connection between the sport we love and ... "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."