Sherdog Preview: Bodog Arrives in U.S.

If Dana White is the Dr. Evil of MMA, then Calvin Ayre is definitely Scott Evil -- younger and filled with hatred for his predecessor yet unwilling to admit just how much the two have in common. This is truly one of the great tragedies of MMA: sure it may be safer than boxing but it is ripping a fictional family apart.

For those of you willing to give your conscience the Pontius Pilate treatment, you'll get to take in a great night of fights from Trenton, New Jersey headlined by a pair of quality title fights and Eddie Alvarez (Pictures) performing circuit training drills on Matt Lee (Pictures)'s unconscious body.

The hardcore fan even gets to take in a surprisingly stacked undercard that features names like Yves Edwards (Pictures), Chael Sonnen (Pictures), Amar Suloev (Pictures) and the man they call Binky.

All in all, a veritable cornucopia of fistic delights for any MMA fan, so read on and don't mind the smell. I wrote this piece from inside a Jersey landfill so it would feel more authentic.