With a main card stacked like a Kardashian sister, the quality on the UFC 100 undercard has gone largely ignored for reasons beyond me. That injustice ends here, as the fight-heads out there get lined up on a six-pack of fights starring a UFC legend, Korea’s favorite son and a mega-prospect that has the world calling him the future of the game.

Read on and read up, or the UFC secret police will track down your IP address and force you to watch outtakes from the past season of “The Ultimate Fighter.” Believe me, it ain’t pretty. Here are the big fights, false threats and a pop culture system shock, courtesy of your favorite sentence smasher.