Another month and another strong UFC card that has done absolutely nothing to silence those clamoring for PRIDE FC to rise from the ashes like MMA's answer to the Cleveland Browns. Barring David Blaine turning his creepy eye on MMA, we'll just have to settle for some top flight fighting in the octagon instead of the ring.

Unfortunately, this card lacks both Giant Ochiai and Giant Silva but we do get to see Randy Couture (Pictures) try and set another whippersnapper straight as well as Josh Koscheck (Pictures)'s continued attempts to incite a post-fight riot and the return of Kendall Grove (Pictures)'s clone … trust me on that one.

So read on and discover the importance of the Million Dollar Man in MMA, how Oedipus and high-kick KOs fit together and the logistics of marrying the arm-triangle. Personally, I've already proposed to the gogoplata. Not only is she a looker but she also has personality to spare.