Think we're fresh out of jokes about dehydrated men in their underwear? No, sir. Keep refreshing this page for live reaction to the UFC 104 weigh-ins, slated to begin at 7 p.m. ET, with live IV insertions beginning at 7:30.

7:02 p.m. ET -- Stefan Struve vs. Chase Gormley

Gormley with the barge-boxer's physique. 262 lbs. 6'11" Struve -- the more economical Semmy Schilt -- is 243.5. He's fighting at altitude.

7:04 p.m. ET -- Kyle Kingsbury vs. Razak Al-Hassan

Al-Hassan has ditched the Mr. Glass hairdo. 204.5. Kingsbury rocking a Gymkata headband. 205.5.

7:05 p.m. ET -- Jorge Rivera vs. Rob Kimmons

Kimmons is 185, Rivera the same. Rivera a head taller.

7:06 p.m. ET -- Yushin Okami vs. Chael Sonnen

Surprised they're broadcasting Okami's weigh-in. Sonnnen is 185. Okami getting a surprisingly good reception. 185.

7:08 p.m. ET -- Antoni Hardonk vs. Patrick Barry

Barry weighs in with socks on. Bacteria phobe? Hardonk waves to the crowd. 249.5.

7:10 p.m. ET -- Ryan Bader vs. Eric Schafer

Schafer is 205.5. As a redhead, he'll require more anesthesia if the fight necessitates surgery. Just saying. Bader is 205 even.

7:12 p.m. ET -- Gleison Tibau vs. Josh Neer

Tibau adjusts his buzz cut. 157. He has to lose a pound in one hour. Neer's 156.5 won't win him any Mr. Universe contests. He loses his Underoos. Still 156.5. Must be the In and Out. They agree to fight at their respective weights.

7:14 p.m. ET -- Anthony Johnson vs. Yoshiyuki Yoshida

Yoshida is 170. Johnson, who began camp at 220 lbs., loses a seven-year-old's worth of weight but still only makes 176. Unprofessional.

7:16 p.m. ET -- Joe Stevenson vs. Spencer Fisher

Fisher is 155 even. Stevenson takes a picture of the crowd. 155.5.

7:17 p.m. ET -- Cain Velasquez vs. Ben Rothwell

Rothwell gets the mixed reaction. 265 even. Not wasting an ounce. Velasquez is 238.

7:21 p.m. ET -- Lyoto Machida vs. Mauricio Rua

Rua enters as the underdog for the first time in a long time. 204.5. Machida bribes the crowd with hats, then approaches the scale weaving from left to right. The scale advances but misses. Machida is 202.5. Time to enjoying some refreshing, replenishing pee and kill 28 hours.